radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world."
Reyna Biddy (via alexaism)

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

it’s horrifying to see young children with guns on tv here. i don’t understand how children shooting guns can ever be seen as normal and not terrifying.

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.